Rappers and wealth

I was at a hookah bar in Temecula last night with a couple of friends from work, and they had a 300-inch TV on the wall playing hip-hop videos.  We watched it for an hour or so, providing commentary the entire time.

Every now and again, I'd see a rapper I'd never heard of come up flaunting his wealth in the form of cars, jewelry and houses, and I wondered how much he was worth.  So I looked him up.

I discovered that the lower the rapper's net worth was, the more he tended to flash.  Case in point; Young Thug.

I'd never heard of him, and the mumbling that passes for rap in this video means his career will last about as long as Sisqo's.  If you don't know who that is, don't worry.  The kids these days don't either.  He had his 15 minutes of fame in the early 2000's.

What about Soulja Boy, remember him?

He came to prominence in 2008-ish and faded like a particularly noxious fart in the wind.

Anyway, Young Thug's net worth is $500,000.  Half a million. Like, he probably wears a third of that around his neck.  On the opposite end of the spectrum, take a look at Diddy and Dr. Dre.  When was the last time you saw them flashing anything in their music videos?  A couple of decades ago, maybe?  That's because they don't have to. They are worth about $700 million each, easily making them the richest men in hip hop.

T.I. used to be all about the bling, but he's toned it down somewhat, and for good reason.  He's worth $50 million.



Then there's Rick Ross, who's still into showing off, but he's only worth $35 million

I wonder if he has tattoos under his tits

I'm not saying that you shouldn't buy flashy stuff if you have the money.  All I'm saying is that most people who feel the need to show off, tend not to be that rich.  An inferiority complex, if you will, kind of like how people with small dicks tend to drive Hummers and purchase large firearms.

Dan Bilzerian, in case you weren't aware

There's a big difference between being wealthy and rich.  Wealthy people think about the future and have no need to prove to others how rich they are.  Warren Buffett is one of the richest people in the world (worth over $70 billion), and he drives a 15-year old car.

Your face when you realize your $25 million ain't shit