What the hell?

Today, I experienced two things that left me flabbergasted

This was roughly my expression

I was at the gym, watching CNN in between sets, and the news ticker at the bottom was saying that in Kansas, welfare recipients may have to pay for "tattoos, tobacco and fortune tellers" out of their own pocket. As in, they're currently using taxpayer dollars for those things. 

Movies were also included, but that's a quality of life thing, so I won't complain about that.

On the way back home, I was listening to the radio, and an ad came on for a Duck Dynasty musical. Duck Dynasty is purportedly about "faith, family and food" but it's just a reality TV show about a rich redneck family that makes duck calls.

When I heard there was going to be a musical, I almost crashed.  There's a freaking musical? Why is that stupid show still around?

Anyway, what I'd like you all to get from this rant is this: I've been hitting the gym, so get at me, ladies.